Urdu SMS 5 (Joke)

1 hathi romantic mood mein aik chunti ko cherta hai..

Chunti ghussay mein hathni k paas ja k kehti hai,

"Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo werna mard humaray ghar mein b hain." :D

Teacher: "Translate this sentence into english;
Saddar bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hain."



Sardar: " The tablets are walking in the President Market." :-p

Mouse to elephant:
2 din k liye apni nekar dena.


Elephant: Ha ha ha ha
Phene ga kia?


Mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai, tent lagwana hai :)

Pathan walking at night...
Samny gobar para tha...
Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli dalkar taste kia aur bola
Ohh yeh tou gober hai shukar hai mera pair nahi para..:-p

A man was talking on his mobile,
His frnd asked: Kis se baat kr rhy ho?

Man: Biwi se.

Frnd: Itny pyar se??

Man: Haan yar teri jo hai.

Aik lady departmental store mein gai, wahan aik sardar ji thy.

Lady: Lipton di cha hai??

Sardar: Menu te nai hai, tenu hai te lipat jao ;-)

Film dekhni hai?




Dekho





INTERVAL





THE END


Yeh thi SANJAY Lila ki nayi film


"WHITE"

Teacher: Everyone write ur lover name on a paper.




After 5 seconds;

Girls: Finished madam.




After 10 minutes,
Boys: "B" copy plz.... :D

Pathan apni girl frnd k sath date pe gya,
Aur ahista se bola


Mere dil mein 1 baat hai magar kehty hoay
Ghabrata hoon

Girl: Keh bhi do na.

Pathan: Tumhary paas Naswar hai? :D

Sardar: Kal menu 9 admian ne kuttia.


Pandit: Fer tu kuch nahi kita?


Sardar: Ma ohna nu keha kalley kalley aao.


Pandit: fer??


Sardar: Fer sarian ne wari wari kuttia :D

Urdu SMS 4 (Joke)

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over & started handing out buisness cards saying : I saw the whole thing...I will take either side. :-p

Wife: Woh samnay sharabi dekh rahe ho? 10 saal pehle maine usko shaadi k liye na kaha tha aur woh aj tk pee raha hai.

Husband: Waah, itna lamba CELEBRATION!! :-D

1st sardar: I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai????


2nd sardar: MAIN JA RAHA HOON.


1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehly matlab bata :-p

Aik pathan ki maut bijli girne se hoi, pr uski lash muskuratey hoay mili,


Farishtey ne pucha aisa kyun?


Pathan bola: Humein laga koi Photo Khench Raha Hai Humara :-p

2 sardar waiting for the bus.

1st: Oji which bus u have to take?

2nd: 3 number.
& u??

1st: number 1.


Few minutes later came bus 13 aur dono us pe charh gaye :-D

Sardar went to a museum, where he broke a statue.

Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.

Sardar: Thank God, mainu laga nava si...:-D

Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium??

Sardar: Ba.

Prof: For Sodium?

Sardar: Na.

Prof: What will v get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined?

Sardar: BaNaNa :-p

Aik gadha doosray gadhay se: Yar maalik khaanay ko kaam deta hai aur kaam ziada leta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tou yar tu bhaag q nahi jata.

Pehla gadha: Bhaag tou jata laikin sochta hoon yahan 2-3 saal ka experience ley loon tou career ban jaye ga :-D

Interviewer: Where were u born?


Sardar: Punjab.


Interviewer: Which part?


Sardar: Kia which part, whole body was born in Punjab...;-)

How women call their husband in first 6 years:

1 yr= janu

2 yr= O G

3 yr= Sunty ho?

4 yr= O baby k papa.

5 yr= kahan mar gaye?

6 yr=Tum atay ho k main aon!!

Urdu SMS 3 (Joke)

Sardar Samose k andar k masala kha rha tha....

Dost: Yeh kia kr rhy ho??

Sadar: Doctor ne mujhy bahar ka khana mana kia hai :-)

BHEGI WIFE:

Suno ji meri aankhein kajol se milti hain na??




Husband Ghusse mein:

Kambakhat teri aapas mein nahi miltein kajol se kia khaak milain gi :-D

Aik truck Dusray ko kheench k ja raha tha.
Yeh dekh k aik sardar zor zor se hunsne laga aur zameen pe lotpot ho gia aur bola; "Aik rassi ko uthane k liye 2 2 truck" :-p

3 Sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Sardar shouted;
"Oye pagal pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan bethe ga..."

1 Lady Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Puchti Hai Yeh Kaun Sa Station Hai



Pathan Ne



Socha



Socha



Socha



Socha



Socha



Phir bola



Baji yeh RAILWAY STATION hai.

Sardar recieved a msg 4rm his Girl Frnd; "I MISS YOU" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

.

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Sardar replied; "I Mr You" :-p

"MEMONI MOVIE"


Villan: Ghaffaria

Hero: Iqbalia

Heroin: Jaibun


Villan heroin ko utha k ley ja raha hai aur wo chilla rahi hai: Mikke bacha iqbalia mikke bacha.

Iqbalia: Jaibun, main abhi nahi aa sakta dukan pe bohat rush hai :-p

Sardar ki Wife: Humari larki jawan ho gai hai. Tum jao aur 26 saal ka larka dhundo aur 26 ka hi hona chahiye.

Sardar ji: Agar 26 ka na milaye tou 13 13 k 2 ley aon :-D

Husband wife ki larai hogai,
Husband ghar se chala gia.
Raat ko phone krta hai : Begum khaane mein kia hai?


Wife: Zaher hai....!!!


Husband: Tum kha lena main dair se aaonga :-)

Aik pathan ne arabi ko khoon dey k jaan bachai.


Arabi ne usko MERCEDEZE gift di.


Arabi ko phr khoon ki zarurat pari.


Pathan ne phr khoon dia.


Ab k bar Arabi ne Till waley Ladu gift kiye.


Pathan Gussey se: Mercedez q nahi di?


Arabi: Munna ab humary ander b pathan ka khoon dor raha hai.

Urdu SMS 2 (Sorry)

Dil se roye magar hontoon se muskura bethe,,,,

Yun hi hum ksi se wafa nibha bethe,,,,

Wo humein aik lamha ne dey paye,,,,

Jin k liye hum apni zindagi gawa bethe,,,,

Yeh karb ka tufan guzarta q nahi,

Dil toot gia hai tou bikharta q nahi,

Aik hi shaks ko chahta hai q itna,

Koi dusra is dil mein utarta q nahi,

Hr bar us ki berukhi pay pyar aata hai,

Dil us k raviay pay dukhta q nahi,

Kehne ko tou wo dard aik lamhay ka hai magar,

Wo dard ka aik lamha guzarta q nahi...

Maine tujhy chaha kia meri yehi khata hai,
Meri chahat ki kia yehi saza hai,
Aik lamhe mein badal dali nigahein tum ne,
Bs itni si mohabbat teri itni si wafa hai!!

Tanha chor kr hum ko hosla bhi dete ho,
Sans cheen kr jeene ki Dua bhi dete ho,
Aik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jaari hai,
Aur muskurane ka mashwara bhi dete ho...

Rooth gaye humare sab


Chahne wale


Rooth gaye Humein sab Manane wale


Ab tou mobile bhi Hum se puchta hai


k kahan chup gaye tujh ko wo hr roz sms karne wale???

Sapnay dekhy b nahi aur toot gaye,

Wo humain milay b nahi aur ruth gaye,

Hum Jagty rhy sari dunya soti rahi,

Sirf aik barish thi jo mere sath roti rahi.

Love (Urdu) SMS 1

Zra tum shaam Dhalne do,
K suraj ko tou jane do,
Parindoon ko tou urne do,
Zra tum shaam dhalne do,
Abhi tou asmaan ka rang nikhre ga,
Abhi tou khushbu bhi bikhre gi,
Abhi mausam bhi badle ga,
Abhi tou chand nikle ga,
Abhi manzar badalne mein zra si dair baqi hai,
Abhi dil k sambhalne mein zra si dair baqi hai,
Chale jana abhi 2, 4 pal
2,4 sadiyaan sath rehne do,
Mujhy kuch aaj kehne do,
Bs apne paas rehne do,
Mujhy itna tou kehne do,

"MUJHY TUM SE MOHABBAT HAI"


Khushbu Ki Trhan Meri Hr Sans Mein
Pyar Apna Basanay Ka Wada Kro,

Rang Jitny Tumhari Mohabbat K Hain
Mere Dil Mein Sajanay Ka Wada Kro,

Hai Tumhari Wafaon Pe Mujh Ko Yaqeen
Phir Bhi Dil Chahta Hai Mere Dil Nasheen,

Yun Hi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir
Zara Mujh Ko Apna Bananay Ka Wada Kro,

Sirf Lafzoon Se Iqrar Hota Nahi
Aik Janib Se Hi Pyar Hota Nahi,

Main Tum Ko Yaad Rakhny Ki Khaon Qasam
Tum Mujh Ko Na Bhulanay Ka Wada Kro......

There are 4 members in my heart

1st: God.

2nd: Mom.

3rd: Dad.

4th: Sis & bro.

Oh!
No place 4 u bcoz u r my heart beat....
"I LOVE U"

Tera lehja, teri batein achi lagti hain,


Teri sochain, teri yaadein achi lagti hain,


Tu de ab ilzam, ya dey apni chahat,


Ab teri sari soghatein achi lagti hain.

Tum ne mohabbat mohabbat se ziada ki hai,
Hum ne mohabbat tum se ziada ki hai,
Tum kia karo gaye inteha mohabbat ki,
Hum ne inteha se mohabbat ki ibtada ki hai.

Hum wo saqi hain jo dewana bana dete hain,
Jam khali ho tou nazroon se pila dete hain,
Ishq krty hain tou ghar baar luta dete hain,
qatal ho jayein tou qatil ko Dua dete hain.

Elaj iska bhala kia tujhy btaon main

Bichar k tujh se agar tujh ko yaad aaon main

Tujhe mnaonga har bar rooth jane par

Tu zindagi hai meri

Tujhe kaisay bhool jaon main..

Mohabbat krny se pehly
Mohabbat samajhny mein waqt lagta hai

Phir us hi
Mohabbat ko bhulane mein waqt lagta hai
Kisi k Sheesha-e-dil ko torna asaan hai

Magar!

Hazaroon tukroon ko jorny mein waqt lagta hai

Yeh kehna k mujhy ap se Mohabbat hai

Mehaz dava hai
Aur
In chaar lafzoon ko tou samajhne mein bhi
Waqt lagta hai

Mohabbat sabi ko azmati hai
Ksi ko rulati hai aur ksi ko hansati hai
Mohabbat khel hi aisa hai
Ksi ka kuch nahi jata aur ksi ki jaan chali jati hai!

LoVe don asks who r u?
LoVe only says u r mine...
LoVe don asks where r u from?
LoVe only says u live in my heart...
LoVe don ask do u love me?
LoVe only says i love U...

Urdu SMS 1

Dil se roye magar hontoon se muskura bethe,,,,

Yun hi hum ksi se wafa nibha bethe,,,,

Wo humein aik lamha ne dey paye,,,,

Jin k liye hum apni zindagi gawa bethe,,,,

Yeh karb ka tufan guzarta q nahi,

Dil toot gia hai tou bikharta q nahi,

Aik hi shaks ko chahta hai q itna,

Koi dusra is dil mein utarta q nahi,

Hr bar us ki berukhi pay pyar aata hai,

Dil us k raviay pay dukhta q nahi,

Kehne ko tou wo dard aik lamhay ka hai magar,

Wo dard ka aik lamha guzarta q nahi...

Maine tujhy chaha kia meri yehi khata hai,
Meri chahat ki kia yehi saza hai,
Aik lamhe mein badal dali nigahein tum ne,
Bs itni si mohabbat teri itni si wafa hai!!

Tanha chor kr hum ko hosla bhi dete ho,
Sans cheen kr jeene ki Dua bhi dete ho,
Aik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jaari hai,
Aur muskurane ka mashwara bhi dete ho...

Rooth gaye humare sab


Chahne wale


Rooth gaye Humein sab Manane wale


Ab tou mobile bhi Hum se puchta hai


k kahan chup gaye tujh ko wo hr roz sms karne wale???

Sapnay dekhy b nahi aur toot gaye,

Wo humain milay b nahi aur ruth gaye,

Hum Jagty rhy sari dunya soti rahi,

Sirf aik barish thi jo mere sath roti rahi.