Urdu SMS 3 (Joke)

Sardar Samose k andar k masala kha rha tha....

Dost: Yeh kia kr rhy ho??

Sadar: Doctor ne mujhy bahar ka khana mana kia hai :-)

BHEGI WIFE:

Suno ji meri aankhein kajol se milti hain na??




Husband Ghusse mein:

Kambakhat teri aapas mein nahi miltein kajol se kia khaak milain gi :-D

Aik truck Dusray ko kheench k ja raha tha.
Yeh dekh k aik sardar zor zor se hunsne laga aur zameen pe lotpot ho gia aur bola; "Aik rassi ko uthane k liye 2 2 truck" :-p

3 Sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Sardar shouted;
"Oye pagal pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan bethe ga..."

1 Lady Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Puchti Hai Yeh Kaun Sa Station Hai



Pathan Ne



Socha



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Phir bola



Baji yeh RAILWAY STATION hai.

Sardar recieved a msg 4rm his Girl Frnd; "I MISS YOU" . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Sardar replied; "I Mr You" :-p

"MEMONI MOVIE"


Villan: Ghaffaria

Hero: Iqbalia

Heroin: Jaibun


Villan heroin ko utha k ley ja raha hai aur wo chilla rahi hai: Mikke bacha iqbalia mikke bacha.

Iqbalia: Jaibun, main abhi nahi aa sakta dukan pe bohat rush hai :-p

Sardar ki Wife: Humari larki jawan ho gai hai. Tum jao aur 26 saal ka larka dhundo aur 26 ka hi hona chahiye.

Sardar ji: Agar 26 ka na milaye tou 13 13 k 2 ley aon :-D

Husband wife ki larai hogai,
Husband ghar se chala gia.
Raat ko phone krta hai : Begum khaane mein kia hai?


Wife: Zaher hai....!!!


Husband: Tum kha lena main dair se aaonga :-)

Aik pathan ne arabi ko khoon dey k jaan bachai.


Arabi ne usko MERCEDEZE gift di.


Arabi ko phr khoon ki zarurat pari.


Pathan ne phr khoon dia.


Ab k bar Arabi ne Till waley Ladu gift kiye.


Pathan Gussey se: Mercedez q nahi di?


Arabi: Munna ab humary ander b pathan ka khoon dor raha hai.