Urdu SMS 5 (Joke)

1 hathi romantic mood mein aik chunti ko cherta hai..

Chunti ghussay mein hathni k paas ja k kehti hai,

"Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo werna mard humaray ghar mein b hain." :D

Teacher: "Translate this sentence into english;
Saddar bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hain."



Sardar: " The tablets are walking in the President Market." :-p

Mouse to elephant:
2 din k liye apni nekar dena.


Elephant: Ha ha ha ha
Phene ga kia?


Mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai, tent lagwana hai :)

Pathan walking at night...
Samny gobar para tha...
Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli dalkar taste kia aur bola
Ohh yeh tou gober hai shukar hai mera pair nahi para..:-p

A man was talking on his mobile,
His frnd asked: Kis se baat kr rhy ho?

Man: Biwi se.

Frnd: Itny pyar se??

Man: Haan yar teri jo hai.

Aik lady departmental store mein gai, wahan aik sardar ji thy.

Lady: Lipton di cha hai??

Sardar: Menu te nai hai, tenu hai te lipat jao ;-)

Film dekhni hai?




Dekho





INTERVAL





THE END


Yeh thi SANJAY Lila ki nayi film


"WHITE"

Teacher: Everyone write ur lover name on a paper.




After 5 seconds;

Girls: Finished madam.




After 10 minutes,
Boys: "B" copy plz.... :D

Pathan apni girl frnd k sath date pe gya,
Aur ahista se bola


Mere dil mein 1 baat hai magar kehty hoay
Ghabrata hoon

Girl: Keh bhi do na.

Pathan: Tumhary paas Naswar hai? :D

Sardar: Kal menu 9 admian ne kuttia.


Pandit: Fer tu kuch nahi kita?


Sardar: Ma ohna nu keha kalley kalley aao.


Pandit: fer??


Sardar: Fer sarian ne wari wari kuttia :D