Urdu SMS 4 (Joke)

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over & started handing out buisness cards saying : I saw the whole thing...I will take either side. :-p

Wife: Woh samnay sharabi dekh rahe ho? 10 saal pehle maine usko shaadi k liye na kaha tha aur woh aj tk pee raha hai.

Husband: Waah, itna lamba CELEBRATION!! :-D

1st sardar: I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai????


2nd sardar: MAIN JA RAHA HOON.


1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doon ga pehly matlab bata :-p

Aik pathan ki maut bijli girne se hoi, pr uski lash muskuratey hoay mili,


Farishtey ne pucha aisa kyun?


Pathan bola: Humein laga koi Photo Khench Raha Hai Humara :-p

2 sardar waiting for the bus.

1st: Oji which bus u have to take?

2nd: 3 number.
& u??

1st: number 1.


Few minutes later came bus 13 aur dono us pe charh gaye :-D

Sardar went to a museum, where he broke a statue.

Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.

Sardar: Thank God, mainu laga nava si...:-D

Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium??

Sardar: Ba.

Prof: For Sodium?

Sardar: Na.

Prof: What will v get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined?

Sardar: BaNaNa :-p

Aik gadha doosray gadhay se: Yar maalik khaanay ko kaam deta hai aur kaam ziada leta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tou yar tu bhaag q nahi jata.

Pehla gadha: Bhaag tou jata laikin sochta hoon yahan 2-3 saal ka experience ley loon tou career ban jaye ga :-D

Interviewer: Where were u born?


Sardar: Punjab.


Interviewer: Which part?


Sardar: Kia which part, whole body was born in Punjab...;-)

How women call their husband in first 6 years:

1 yr= janu

2 yr= O G

3 yr= Sunty ho?

4 yr= O baby k papa.

5 yr= kahan mar gaye?

6 yr=Tum atay ho k main aon!!